Krispy Kreme - So Good You'll....
They finally figured out what causes homosexuality in men. Sure, I'll admit that I too once bought into the hotly debated mentality that sexual preference is based predominantly on one's genetic make-up. Fortunately a local news station set me "straight". It makes such perfect sense!

(In case you're having trouble reading the caption on that image it states, "So good, you'll suck dick) I think someone was fired earlier that day and got in the last laugh :)